The Official Rules: 5,427 Laws, Principles, and Axioms
Axioms: The Official Rules is a humor collection of 5,427 laws, principles, rules, proverbs, and aphorisms about everyday setbacks, deadlines, bad luck, and human foibles. This expanded collection is credited to Paul Dickson and Fellows of the Murphy Center for the Codification of Human and Organizational Law.
At a glance
- Presents 5,427 brief rules, proverbs, and aphorisms gathered over more than forty years, according to the listing.
- Uses humor to frame everyday frustrations and the tendency for plans to take longer or go awry.
- The listing describes this as a new, expanded and enriched version.
Reference price: $39.95
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Pros and cons
Pros
- A large collection of short-form observations suits readers who prefer dipping in rather than following a continuous narrative.
- Its blend of humor and practical-sounding maxims may appeal to readers looking for a light gift or casual browsing.
Technical specifications
8 specifications| Publisher | Dover Publications |
|---|---|
| Publication date | November 21, 2013 |
| Language | English |
| Print length | 448 pages |
| ISBN-10 | 0486482103 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-0486482101 |
| Weight listed | 1.9 pounds |
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| Dimensions | 6.5 x 1.5 x 9.75 inches |
Who is it for?
A good fit for
- Readers of humorous collections about everyday mishaps and human behavior.
- People looking for a book to browse in short sessions or give to a fan of aphorisms.
Less suited to
- Readers seeking a step-by-step guide to solving crises or a focused narrative.
Customer reviews on Amazon
- 5 stars
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Customer feedback describes the content as enlightening and entertaining, including a mention of smart advice from unexpected sources. The generally favorable aggregate ratings broadly fit a light collection of short maxims, though ratings alone do not show how each reader interpreted its humor or advice.
Positive themes
- Customers describe the content as enlightening.
- Customers report finding the book entertaining.
Frequently asked questions
What is The Official Rules about?
It collects thousands of humorous laws, principles, proverbs, and aphorisms about daily setbacks, human behavior, and the frustrations of modern life.
Is this a practical crisis-management guide?
The listing presents it as an amusing collection of comic truths, not as step-by-step advice or a crisis-management manual.
How long is the book?
The listing gives a print length of 448 pages.
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