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Improper Cross-Stitch: 35 Naughty Patterns

Naughty: Improper Cross-Stitch is Haley Pierson-Cox’s guide to 35 irreverent cross-stitch designs, with a beginner lesson before the patterns. The Kindle edition combines stitch instruction with profane and witty motifs, though customer feedback is mixed on pattern readability and whether the book matches its description.

At a glance

Includes a basic cross-stitch technique lesson intended for readers without prior experience.
Contains 35 designs described as ranging from hip and nerdy to ironically domestic.
The patterns pair delicate-looking stitching with profane, humorous and irreverent text.

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Pros and cons

Pros

The introductory technique lesson makes the book a reasonable starting point for a new cross-stitcher.
Its mix of humorous and cheeky designs offers a clear alternative to traditional sampler themes.

Technical specifications

11 specifications

Book details
Publisher	St. Martin's Griffin
Publication date	August 7, 2018
Language	English
Print length	133 pages
ISBN-13	978-1250185051

Kindle edition
File size	183.8 MB
Screen Reader	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	Enabled
X-Ray	Enabled
Word Wise	Not Enabled
Page Flip	Enabled

What to know before buying

Customer feedback is divided on pattern legibility, and some customers say the book does not match its description. Consider this if accurate pattern charts or a particular expected format are important.

Who is it for?

A good fit for

Beginning cross-stitchers who want a basic technique introduction alongside patterns.
Crafters looking for profane, witty and unconventional sampler designs.

Less suited to

Readers seeking family-friendly wording or a collection focused on traditional motifs.
Buyers who need consistently easy-to-read charts, given mixed customer comments about legibility.

Customer reviews on Amazon

4.5 / 5 · 619 ratings

5 stars72%72%
4 stars14%14%
3 stars9%9%
2 stars2%2%
1 star3%3%

Customer feedback highlights clear, approachable instruction and an entertaining, humorous take on cross-stitch, which suits the book’s stated beginner lesson and cheeky design theme. Experiences with the patterns are mixed: some customers find them cute while others say they are hard to read, and some report that the book does not match its description. The overall rating distribution is mostly high but includes a smaller range of lower ratings, so feedback is encouraging without settling those concerns.

Positive themes

Customers describe the instructions as easy to understand and follow, and some find the book entertaining and humorous.

Negative themes

Some customers report that the book does not match its description.

Mixed feedback

Customer impressions of the patterns vary, including differing views on their appearance and readability.

Frequently asked questions

Is this suitable for someone new to cross-stitch?

The book description says it begins with a basic cross-stitch technique lesson and does not require previous experience. Customer feedback also describes it as easy to understand, though pattern readability receives mixed comments.

How many designs are included?

The book details describe 35 designs. The title says “35+,” so the supplied listing gives slightly different counts.

What kind of patterns does it contain?

The designs are described as profane, funny and irreverent, with themes ranging from nerdy to ironically domestic.

Is this an electronic edition?

The supplied details identify Kindle features, including screen-reader support, enhanced typesetting, X-Ray and Page Flip.