All Toddlers Are Scorpios: An Astrological Guide to Your Adorable Tiny Terror — Audiobook
Astrological Your Adorable Tiny Terror: All Toddlers Are Scorpios is Johanna Gohmann’s humorous audiobook guide to toddler personalities through the zodiac. It profiles all twelve signs with playful takes on snacks, toys, music, playdate matches, and parent-child compatibility, alongside illustrations in the book description.
At a glance
- Organizes humorous toddler personality profiles by zodiac sign.
- Includes described sections on playdate matches, preferred music, snacks and toys, and parent-child zodiac compatibility.
- The audiobook is narrated by author Johanna Gohmann.
Pros and cons
Pros
- Its zodiac-by-zodiac format gives caregivers several playful topics to dip into, including snacks, toys and playdates.
- The unabridged audio edition is narrated by the author.
Technical specifications
8 specifications| Program type | Audiobook |
|---|---|
| Author | Johanna Gohmann, see all |
| Narrator | Johanna Gohmann |
| Listening length | 3 hours and 43 minutes |
| Version | Unabridged |
| Language | English |
| Publisher | Running Press Adult |
| Publication date | April 7, 2026 |
What to know before buying
- The description presents astrology and toddler behavior as a humorous framing device, not as an evidence-based parenting method.
Who is it for?
A good fit for
- Parents and caregivers looking for light, comic commentary on toddler life.
- Listeners who enjoy astrology-themed humor and a short, author-narrated audiobook.
Less suited to
- Listeners seeking evidence-based child-development advice or a practical behavior-management manual.
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Frequently asked questions
What is All Toddlers Are Scorpios about?
It humorously maps toddler personalities to zodiac signs and describes sections about playdates, music, snacks, toys, and parent-child compatibility.
Who narrates the audiobook?
The listed narrator is author Johanna Gohmann.
Is this an evidence-based parenting guide?
The listing describes it as a humorous astrology guide. It does not present it as evidence-based parenting advice.
How long is the audiobook?
The listed listening length is 3 hours and 43 minutes.
